Sunday, September 11, 2011

i am humbled by your power oh wise one. (updated)

so its been a while since i've really posted anything here. i've been super busy the last few months. it's was a good summer. i'm gonna really try to get back to posting on this more often. anyway, i got involved in a facebook war today which i thought was pretty hilarious. the back story is, i made a joking comment to my friend emma, thinking she would laugh, but she didn't and flipped out on me. we have squashed everything since, but some dude on her page decided to be her little facebook knight in shining armor and rise to defend his digital queen.. and thats where it got funny..

this is the original status:

Emma M is fucking sick of the bullshit. yeah...no license. with a kid. working at night time. GET THE FUCK OVER IT! it is seriously getting old. thanks Steve Bauer etc. for reiterating it all. you're so wise and all-knowing. everybody should be like you. getafuckinglifeyou'reinyourthirties.

Thaddea Giaconia and 5 others like this..


comments begin here (minus ones that don't involve the original convo):




Steve Bauer All I said is you hustle chumps. WHICH YOU DO. I've seen plenty of them. I wasn't hating. I wasn't talking shit. I wasn't disrespecting. I honestly just thought you would laugh. But whatever sensitive sally. I'll see you soon and we'll have a drink and not give a fuck like we always do. Good night emma! Xoxo

Emma M BUT I REALLY DON'T! i don't understand why the fuckkkk you even feel that you're entitled to talk shit...whatever you see in your twisted delusional mind you can keep to yourself. i don't need anybody ever telling me what i do with whom and why. i don't need to be told to go to bed because i have responsibilities and i don't need bitter fucking pathetic people in my life PERIOD. if that's what you want to do...KICK ROCKS! simple as that. i will not have a drink with you. i'm not being sensitive. and i'm not laughing. you're on my last fucking nerve and you should: shut. the. fuck. up.

Frank Pelligra Wait...I though you were one of the chumps, Steve? You mean you see the hustle, too? Haha...


Steve Bauer And while were at it, getafuckinglicenseyou'renotfuckingsixteen.

Steve Bauer XOXOXOXO

Emma M boy steve...you really got me there. again GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Corinne Boccieri live ur life the way it works for u love! fuck what anyone else says! as long as u n ur kid r happy! :)
Emma M yeah...that's all i worry about in the end but FUCK why does everyone have to constantly criticize a life they know nothing about? it gets soooo aggravating after a while.

Steve Bauer Wow. Literally all I said was hustler! Honestly thinking you would laugh. But I'm not gonna continue with this shit. You're obviously drunk and on your rag, so this is pointless. Once again. To reiterate, wasn't disrespecting, wasn't talking shit. Didn't know you were going through menopause. And honestly, don't talk to me like some piece of shit when i've never been anything but. Don't forget about Montclair. Love you emma. Let's talk when you're sober. Good night!

Corinne Boccieri k i obviously dont know what the beginning of this was, but if ur "not trying to disprespect her" why would u say u didnt know she was going thru menopause? unless her hair is gray and her boobs down to her ass i dont see that necessary

Steve Bauer Because she is being way too sensitive over the dumbest shit ever. I love emma to death and she is flipping out like an old lady on me. Hence menopause.

Emma M sugar...you're still trying to justify your being an asshole by claiming i'm drunk and on my period. i'm neither at the moment. thanks. you obviously have your own issues to deal with but i'm not going to let you take that shit out on me. that's not all you said and if you're literate enough you can go to your facebook chat and reread the conversation we had. anywayyyy just let it go. you're wrong and clearly making it worse.

(and this is where the mighty facebook warrior jumps in:)

Scott Lehmann Em, fuck what anyone has to say or think. All that matters in life are our familys and "REAL" friends. If someone has a "negative opinion", they should keep it to themselves. People hate for a reason either because they envy a person, jealous or a person, or they are so miserable with their life that they gotta try to bring others down.
Steve, the manly thing to do in this situation would be not to ramble on like this is HS, purposely trying to insult and disrespect a person....shm
I dunno know what this is about and it wouldn't be my business but, since this is my little sister that your upsetting, do what she asks and as she put it, "leave her the fuck alone".

Gary Nigro FACEBOOK FIGHT!

Dwena Meriweather I love you both.

Mike Kuniega ‎*backs away slowly*

Steve Bauer Scott, the best thing to do is mind your own fucking business. Didn't know emma had any brothers. Unless of course, you just call it that cause you slipped deep into the friend zone. I didn't try to purposely insult anyone. I said something I thought was funny and that I also thought emma would think was funny. Obviously she didn't and that's between me and her. And I'll work it out with her. But thanks chief!

Chris Ferrante Ok guys! Stop before it goes to far and no turning back!! Trust me happens all the time to me!! Chill u all love each other and sniff each others butts and dingos!!

Shafreakuh MerQ-lick wow, i am about to throw up all of the alcohol i still have in my body. come on now, i'm the baby and i dont even do this shit on fb... SMHHHHH sad sad saddddddd.
im getting pissed the fuck off.
and my mom wont shut the fuck up about all the jews on t.v. this is the last thing i need.. if someone has a fucking problem with single moms working at night and not driving DONT FUCKING BE ONE, DONT FUCK ONE AND DONT BE ONES RIDE. end of story. jesus fucking christ..

Mike Kuniega I still don't understand what's wrong with hustling chumps.

Shafreakuh MerQ-lick ilove you.

Emma M nothing! but sometimes you're just not hustling chumps!

Steve Bauer Oh my god. As if I ever disrespected being a single mom. I have plenty of friends that are single moms. I respect emma for that. But yeah yeah Steve Bauer is the bad guy. Ok.

Emma M the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again. let me tell you.

Scott Lehmann what a clown....smh

Chris Ferrante O boy!!! See what I mean. E.L.E. Everybody love everybody. Damn it!! jackie moon

Steve Bauer Clown haha. Right now I'm holding up one of those clown signs with the finger that says "you must be this tall to get on this ride". Nah mean??

Chris Ferrante U talking to me steven?? Don't start with me I didn't say a word to u and am tryuing to lighten the situation

Emma M let's play a game called everyone shut the fuck up! readyyyyy go!

Chris Ferrante Hahahahah. I ageree. Idk what I did just wanted to know if u had a kid

Scott Lehmann its too funny when white ppl throw out black lingo....LMFAO

Chris Ferrante Word up

Steve Bauer Never Chris. The bauers and ferrantes have decades of history.

Steve Bauer Its too funny when "grown men" type "LMFAO" like a middle school girl on AIM.

Chris Ferrante Loll. Boy scouts, mr ferrante a den mommy!!

Scott Lehmann Steve, honestly I must know....were you born a douche bag or did you have to train for it? And as for being a "grown man", you sure do know how to act like a little hs girl. as for the LMFAO...yes, Im laughing my fucking ass off at you. Throw out some more ghetto lingo while your at it....show me why your the poster child for "Wiggers"...nah mean hommie? dont get tight n try to bust a cap up in a muthafucka.

Emma M lol! bust a cap...haven't heard that in a hot minute.

Scott Lehmann yo, that shit be butters yo

Steve Bauer Yeah cause I'm a "wigger". Sure cause you know me right. Sure cause I threw in a "nah mean" to be funny, as if everything else I typed isn't spelled properly without stupid internet abbreviations like "smh" and "lmfao". I have two college degrees so piss off. And don't try to get keyboard tough with me little man cause I know who the fuck you are. You wanna talk shit, come see me any time. I'll fuckin stuff your little ass in a garbage can.

Scott Lehmann lol....aww...sensitive thugs need hugs. Wow, so look who has to prove himself like shes some type of scholar.... and yes, I said she because you seem to have sand in your vagina getting all cranky like your on your own "shark week". Keyboard tough?? I did parttake in no such thing. See, Im just guiding you through this act your putting on that just shows you to be a douchebag. Dont be mad at me, be mad at yourself. For a guy who supposedly has to college degrees, your intellect is moronic at best. Did you get them at K-Mart?? Oh and for your little "come see me" threat, keep showing why you have the intellect of a HS girl. Have a good day Sally or should I say, Sensitive Sally??

Emma M no cyber bullying guys come on! holy shit.

Scott Lehmann lol....What?? Em, Im not the one going through "shark week"....Steve suffers from CBS(Cranky Bitch Syndrome). Oh Steve, I do know who you are too....as for the "little man" comment, shows how dumb you can be. You must like to judge books by their covers hence the neanderthol like judgements you been spitting out.

Gary Nigro Lol.. Thanks for keeping me entertained on this cloudy day..lol.. Go giants!!

Steve Bauer this kid thinks i'm playing around. newsflash buddy, you butted your nose into something that had nothing to do with you. this was between me and emma. we had a disagreement (which has already been resolved) and then you had to step in as "...emma's brother" aka a cute little way of saying "emma will never bang me". talking shit with your quirky little insights and your "holier than thou" attitude like you're the better, more intelligent man and i'm some dumb caveman or something. you really think i'm not gonna say anything back?? and k-mart degrees? try montclair state university. right this very second, i am sitting in my office, in charge of MILLIONS of dollars worth of equipment and servicing people all over the globe. and i don't say little man because of your stature. i say little man because you are an ant and I am the foot that steps on ants. for all i know, you're a cool dude. but there's no way in hell i'm gonna let you or anyone else talk shit to me. seriously i'm getting sick of typing. just drop this, please. and as i said before, if you want to continue talking shit, come see me and talk shit to my face LIKE A MAN. if not, then we'll just leave it at that. end of story.

Steve Bauer oh and since gary brought football into the mix, i guess i'm gonna have to say, J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS! ALL DAY BABY! hahahhaa

Emma M you're servicing people...huh huh huh

Emma M fuck you all for bringing football into my status. as far as this fucking alpha male crap facebook post shit talking goes...both of you are better than it so cut it out. fuckers. fuck!

Scott Lehmann you must have strong hands from running your fingers alot. I call Em my sis cuz I love her and would stand up for her in a heart beat. FYI, Em and I could never be a couple cuz we would kill each other. News Flash....Guys and Gals can be "f...riends". Again, you show your ignorance. You are making yourself to look like a "dumb caveman" by your actions. You dont scare me and I dont waste my time on ppl such as yourself. You say the "man" thing is to confront you and a fight is what you want. But, in all reality, that just shows whos weak minded. Why do you gotta keep trying to prove yourself and preach bout your fisher price degrees and how you manage a lemonade stand?? Im not impressed at the least bit. So, if you want to keep showing how much of a fool you can be, feel free to do so. The only intellegent thing you have said in this post so far is, "J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!"....so, I guess there is some hope for you....

Emma M see...you fags are both jets fans. go drink beer and chest bump every time they actually get a touchdown or some shit.

Scott Lehmann kiss my ass Emma, Im dragging you to a game this year

Emma M no way. unless they play the raiders i am not going anywhere. lol

Scott Lehmann raiders blow

Steve Bauer haha bro i don't want a fight. if i never see the inside of a courtroom ever again that wont be long enough. i was merely offering an alternative to keyboard shit talking. people have a lot to say behind a screen, but things sure change a lot in real life when its time to pay the piper. but yeah bro. you got me. my walmart degree and lemonade stand. actually thats a lie. i'm not sitting in my office right now. i'm working the drive thru at mcdonalds and taking GED classes at night. hopefully one day i'll get it and then i can go to shift manager. then i'll be able to move out of my moms house hopefully by the time i'm 40. so you won man! you won the big moral victory on facebook! now everyone can see that you are the better person and you are more intelligent (notice i spelled intelligent correctly, unlike you). you have certainly showed me. i am humbled by your power oh wise one. bask in your glory great facebook warrior! this is a great day for the huddled masses that you protect with your shiny keyboard! the 0's and 1's in the binary code bend at your command!

Steve Bauer wait binary code? what do cavemen know about binary code????

Emma M STEVE STOP!

Steve Bauer Why? I am giving praise to the great one in the wake of my defeat! He has vanquished the evils from facebook and the masses will be praising his name for all of eternity! ALL HAIL!

Caitlín McGloin this may possibly be the craziest most insane rant and utter lunacy i have ever come across in my existence. . via fb of course. . and i must admit for the last 45-50 seconds it took me to scan thru "comments 50-75" i was mildly entertained, which actually freaks me out even more.

Caitlín McGloin and im sure i am going to regret saying anything when i look at facebook in 5 minutes and i have 2498720348230984209 notifications exclusively from this comment, on this status.

Scott Lehmann So I had spelled intelligent wrong, big deal. I was too focused on getting ready for the game then worry bout spell check.
Emma, dont waste your time asking him to stop. Douche bags will be douche bags.
Steve, i get your whole point bout ..."being behind a screen" theory...If I seen you, I'd be delighted to tell you that you are a douche bag. Being that this isnt HS anymore, I find it pointless to search out a confrontation with you. Words are merely words and only a simple minded fool, like yourself, would get upset by this and pull a tough guy act. Again this could be cause by you suffering from low self-esteem, low self confidence, or, as in most studies that have been proven bout over aggressive males, LDS which is known as "Little Dick Syndrome". Which would explain you aggressive behavior. A small package normally will make a man over aggressive and or sensitive. You show both of these character traits. Good for you on your goals with McDonnalds!!! I think after the drive through you'll have to work the fryers before you get to shift manager. You work at the one in clifton, right? I thought I've seen you there. And as for your GED plans, at least your trying to mak up for your past failures...

Michelle Wolf Ha! This is awesome...:) thnx... Scott, "sand in your vagina" hahahahaaa i've had that all week. not too fun, but worth it. Go to Lenora's Tues. and supprt Carla Buffa fillin' in for me.

Scott Lehmann No prob Wolf....when a clown makes a fool of himself, I'll expose him for what he really is. No more Lenora's for me until they stop being greedy and cheep on the buy backs. I got many other bars to drop a ton of money on and get respected back.

Steve Bauer hahahahaha this tool is still going with this? jesus christ. you think you have it all figured out right. fucking sigmund freud over here. once again the wise one strikes! this time weilding all his knowledge in psychology! haha you're such a loser. haha i talked shit to you because i'm an over-agressive male and i have a tiny dick and i have low self-esteem? i have no confidence?? HAHAHAHA! you clearly have no idea the kind of ego-maniac you are dealing with. i have all the self-esteem and confidence in the world. and for good reason. i don't talk shit for any other reason than the fact that i can back it up. and once again, to reiterate (thats fancy talk for "repeat"), you were the one who butted your little head into something that wasn't your business. jumping up to be emma's knight in shining facebook armor. you're such a hero! hooray for king facebook, defender of the girls who won't bang him! protector of the friend zone! all hail! haha your insults are mad corny. your only angle is this over-generalization of me, lumping me into categories that couldn't be further from the truth. as if some little piss ant like you means anything. you're fucking nobody. you're exactly one of the chumps i was making a joke about to emma. but keep going because all i'm doing is laughing at you. imagining you sitting in front of your computer in an elf outfit with your feet not touching the floor.

Randy Natoli so................how bout them mets! :)

Steve Bauer Hahaha randy. Fuck the mets.

Eric Liaci dude. the fucking raider game is on. why am i reading about steve bauer shitting on a midget?
 

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