and the dickweed continues.

(read first post directly below)

so you'd figure this homo would just drop it. but no. here's the rest:

dickweed: @Stevie Nicks AKA the Situation: You just make yourself look dumber and dumber. Do your research next time. It's people like you that drag our educational system down and make the United States look like idiots throughout the world.

By the way, to answer your arguments sequentially:

1. My wife is blonde, hot, and someone you'll never be able to get....

2. I live in New Jersey and know exactly where Lodi is.

3. I don't work for a Corporation. I built my success through hard work and determination.

Care to take another crack at it Stevie Nicks?

Or are we done?


me: i don't even know what the situation means. but whatever, you are obviously disconnected from planet earth anyway with your weak attempts to insult me. i don't give two fucks what the world thinks of us. i have two degrees and they are useless. i built my empire without them. the educational system in this country is a sham. and i'm GLAD you know where lodi is. i really hope you intended that in some kind of threatening manor because you can come see me anytime you want you FUCKING FAGGOT. you're really playing with the wrong dude. i don't have anymore time for this argument. go get ass cancer and fuck off.


dickweed: Cursing in a status update? Nice cop out. Obviously you are running out of things to say by wishing me "ass cancer" and calling me a "fucking faggot." And playing with the wrong dude? Man... I see a bit of gayness coming out in what you are saying and I really don't care about your so-called 'empire.'

Furthermore I don't threaten anyone. I ... See Morestate facts. You said I live in Virginia, and I told you different including where Lodi is. And I believe that you are threatened by me, which shows that I hit a nerve with you.

Out of respect for Kelley and over the fact that the original intent of my comment was a joke, I will once again Mr. Stevie Nicks opt out of this whole thing and I hope you have enough sense to walk away too. Hope your misery of a life turns into something positive there buddy... You should probably lay off the booze and weed. That'll be a great first step in your road to recovery.

Have a nice life.


me: threatened? hardly. i started cursing because i love to curse actually. and i'm trying to watch the yankees game and you won't fucking stop with this retarded argument. if you remember correctly marty mcfly, YOU started this argument by telling kelley she wouldnt fit in in jersey. like you know JACK SHIT about jersey just because you live here. you ain't from here. you live here and you will never get it. i've known kelley for almost 20 years and she would fit in here just fine. but you had to put your two cents in for god knows what reason and try to insult me with the WORST comebacks and bad jokes of all time. you are a SOCIAL RETARD my friend. kelley please erase this post because these notifications from your jerkoff poindexter friend are really getting on my nerves and i will not give him the last word.

(he stopped after this)

then one of her friends chimed in: kelley is my hot awesome friend and rocks, she drives the jersey guys wild when she visits me! she fits in anywhere. love u kelley!!! =) luv, a true jersey girl =)

what an entertaining way to spend my day. thanks georgie poo!

facebook argument with some random dickweed.

so last night i left a comment on my friend Kelley's status. it said "will be hood forever". i've known her for almost 20 years. she wasn't being serious so i jokingly left this as a comment because she lives in virginia:

come to jersey. you'll fit right in.

then some douchebag named george on her page leaves this comment:

No she wont...

at the time i read this, i was drunk in the bar on my blackberry, so i responded:

Kelley will fit in anywhere I say she fits in georgie boy

i go about my night, get smashed and pass out. i wake up to this comment:

@Steve: Who made you the authority on all things? The MTV Jersey Shore crowd? Or the DJais crowd? Either way, my original statement stands. Thank you for playing.

haha seriously? jersey shore? DJais? so then kelley writes:

George. Honestly. I really wouldn't go there

then i put my two sense in and here's how the rest of it went down:

dickweed: Eh. Fine kelley. Out of respect for you, I will drop this and not wipe thr floor with your friend stevie nicks from jersey shore. :-)

me: I'll admit I was a little drunk and I thought georgie boy was funny. But wow looks like I struck a nerve. Aww did the girls in school call you georgie boy when they gave you wedgies and broke your protractor? And what's with the bad over exaggerated jersey stereotype? Really? That's the best you can come up with? I'm so far from a guido its ridiculous. Actually quite the opposite - doing design and promotion for the likes of skateboard companies, death metal bands and hip hop acts. Oh and one more thing pal - you can't "wipe the floor" with someone on the internet. Just so ya know.

dickweed: @Stevie Nicks: Facebook and Drinks are always a bad mix...Especially with the nature of your responses.

Good that you are in Marketing...I am as well... At the end though, you are nothing more then some status update fun for me... So please continue to dance Mr. Situation... Nothing will effect me and you're providing plenty of Jersey Shore amusement here... Maybe you'll win the Pulitzer Prize for stupidest status update response. You definitely got my vote.

me: Yay I won the award for stupidest status update response!! Wow. You really told me. Judging by your photo, your fleetwood mac reference and your obvious affinity for terrible MTV shows, I'm going to assume you are single and in your mid to late 40s. If I felt like having a pointless argument with a dinosaur I'd pop jurassic park in my VCR and scream at my non-HD tv. Maybe you should get off facebook and go on eharmony or something. You're sounding a little too uptight over there buddy. I think you need some release

dickweed: Thank you... You just confirmed that my attempts at looking older to break through the business age barriers are working. Too bad you fell for it... You're way off... 32 years old, married, well known and respected in my career. Feel free to Google me if you have any doubts.

Have a nice life

me: thats awesome bro! i just googled you and it came right up. you made it man! your name comes up on google and you're a dime-a-dozen corporate sheep. generic cookie cutter types like you make me sick. oh and congrats on getting married. i didn't know they legalized gay marriage in virginia. cheers!


dickweed:

(this guy is the same age as me! he looks like someone my dad would hang out with.)

new work: cage / acid blotter sheet flyer

just finished up this flyer:

don't miss this show. if you need tickets, let me know. $25 and well worth every penny.

there can never be justice on stolen land.

(via)

new work: dingo's den half page ad

worked long and hard to come up with some improvements for dingo's den. got the OKs with freddy and its ready to roll. just finished up this half-page ad for steppin out magazine:

(full page ad coming in a couple weeks)

NEW SPECIALS:

SUNDAY, MONDAY & TUESDAY:
$2 DOMESTIC PINTS / $3 IMPORT PINTS

WEDNESDAY:
$2 LADIES DRINKS / $2 PBRs / HALF PRICE APPETIZERS 9PM-2AM

THURSDAY:
$2 BRING YOUR OWN MUG (DOMESTICS)

WE ARE ALSO GOING TO BE ADDING SOME MORE STUFF TO THE JUKEBOX AS WELL. COME CHECK IT OUT. AND DON'T FORGET YOU CAN DRINK OUTSIDE UNTIL 9PM NOW.

we too will one day be departed.

the secret art of the 20 minute flyer.

just finished up a revised version of this today. come thru:

what we do.

a brief photo summary of 2010 to date. a lot of boozing, smoking, womanizing and forgetting what the fuck is going on.