Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts
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Sunday, September 11, 2011

i am humbled by your power oh wise one. (updated)

so its been a while since i've really posted anything here. i've been super busy the last few months. it's was a good summer. i'm gonna really try to get back to posting on this more often. anyway, i got involved in a facebook war today which i thought was pretty hilarious. the back story is, i made a joking comment to my friend emma, thinking she would laugh, but she didn't and flipped out on me. we have squashed everything since, but some dude on her page decided to be her little facebook knight in shining armor and rise to defend his digital queen.. and thats where it got funny..

this is the original status:

Emma M is fucking sick of the bullshit. yeah...no license. with a kid. working at night time. GET THE FUCK OVER IT! it is seriously getting old. thanks Steve Bauer etc. for reiterating it all. you're so wise and all-knowing. everybody should be like you. getafuckinglifeyou'reinyourthirties.

Thaddea Giaconia and 5 others like this..


comments begin here (minus ones that don't involve the original convo):




Steve Bauer All I said is you hustle chumps. WHICH YOU DO. I've seen plenty of them. I wasn't hating. I wasn't talking shit. I wasn't disrespecting. I honestly just thought you would laugh. But whatever sensitive sally. I'll see you soon and we'll have a drink and not give a fuck like we always do. Good night emma! Xoxo

Emma M BUT I REALLY DON'T! i don't understand why the fuckkkk you even feel that you're entitled to talk shit...whatever you see in your twisted delusional mind you can keep to yourself. i don't need anybody ever telling me what i do with whom and why. i don't need to be told to go to bed because i have responsibilities and i don't need bitter fucking pathetic people in my life PERIOD. if that's what you want to do...KICK ROCKS! simple as that. i will not have a drink with you. i'm not being sensitive. and i'm not laughing. you're on my last fucking nerve and you should: shut. the. fuck. up.

Frank Pelligra Wait...I though you were one of the chumps, Steve? You mean you see the hustle, too? Haha...


Steve Bauer And while were at it, getafuckinglicenseyou'renotfuckingsixteen.

Steve Bauer XOXOXOXO

Emma M boy steve...you really got me there. again GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Corinne Boccieri live ur life the way it works for u love! fuck what anyone else says! as long as u n ur kid r happy! :)
Emma M yeah...that's all i worry about in the end but FUCK why does everyone have to constantly criticize a life they know nothing about? it gets soooo aggravating after a while.

Steve Bauer Wow. Literally all I said was hustler! Honestly thinking you would laugh. But I'm not gonna continue with this shit. You're obviously drunk and on your rag, so this is pointless. Once again. To reiterate, wasn't disrespecting, wasn't talking shit. Didn't know you were going through menopause. And honestly, don't talk to me like some piece of shit when i've never been anything but. Don't forget about Montclair. Love you emma. Let's talk when you're sober. Good night!

Corinne Boccieri k i obviously dont know what the beginning of this was, but if ur "not trying to disprespect her" why would u say u didnt know she was going thru menopause? unless her hair is gray and her boobs down to her ass i dont see that necessary

Steve Bauer Because she is being way too sensitive over the dumbest shit ever. I love emma to death and she is flipping out like an old lady on me. Hence menopause.

Emma M sugar...you're still trying to justify your being an asshole by claiming i'm drunk and on my period. i'm neither at the moment. thanks. you obviously have your own issues to deal with but i'm not going to let you take that shit out on me. that's not all you said and if you're literate enough you can go to your facebook chat and reread the conversation we had. anywayyyy just let it go. you're wrong and clearly making it worse.

(and this is where the mighty facebook warrior jumps in:)

Scott Lehmann Em, fuck what anyone has to say or think. All that matters in life are our familys and "REAL" friends. If someone has a "negative opinion", they should keep it to themselves. People hate for a reason either because they envy a person, jealous or a person, or they are so miserable with their life that they gotta try to bring others down.
Steve, the manly thing to do in this situation would be not to ramble on like this is HS, purposely trying to insult and disrespect a person....shm
I dunno know what this is about and it wouldn't be my business but, since this is my little sister that your upsetting, do what she asks and as she put it, "leave her the fuck alone".

Gary Nigro FACEBOOK FIGHT!

Dwena Meriweather I love you both.

Mike Kuniega ‎*backs away slowly*

Steve Bauer Scott, the best thing to do is mind your own fucking business. Didn't know emma had any brothers. Unless of course, you just call it that cause you slipped deep into the friend zone. I didn't try to purposely insult anyone. I said something I thought was funny and that I also thought emma would think was funny. Obviously she didn't and that's between me and her. And I'll work it out with her. But thanks chief!

Chris Ferrante Ok guys! Stop before it goes to far and no turning back!! Trust me happens all the time to me!! Chill u all love each other and sniff each others butts and dingos!!

Shafreakuh MerQ-lick wow, i am about to throw up all of the alcohol i still have in my body. come on now, i'm the baby and i dont even do this shit on fb... SMHHHHH sad sad saddddddd.
im getting pissed the fuck off.
and my mom wont shut the fuck up about all the jews on t.v. this is the last thing i need.. if someone has a fucking problem with single moms working at night and not driving DONT FUCKING BE ONE, DONT FUCK ONE AND DONT BE ONES RIDE. end of story. jesus fucking christ..

Mike Kuniega I still don't understand what's wrong with hustling chumps.

Shafreakuh MerQ-lick ilove you.

Emma M nothing! but sometimes you're just not hustling chumps!

Steve Bauer Oh my god. As if I ever disrespected being a single mom. I have plenty of friends that are single moms. I respect emma for that. But yeah yeah Steve Bauer is the bad guy. Ok.

Emma M the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again. let me tell you.

Scott Lehmann what a clown....smh

Chris Ferrante O boy!!! See what I mean. E.L.E. Everybody love everybody. Damn it!! jackie moon

Steve Bauer Clown haha. Right now I'm holding up one of those clown signs with the finger that says "you must be this tall to get on this ride". Nah mean??

Chris Ferrante U talking to me steven?? Don't start with me I didn't say a word to u and am tryuing to lighten the situation

Emma M let's play a game called everyone shut the fuck up! readyyyyy go!

Chris Ferrante Hahahahah. I ageree. Idk what I did just wanted to know if u had a kid

Scott Lehmann its too funny when white ppl throw out black lingo....LMFAO

Chris Ferrante Word up

Steve Bauer Never Chris. The bauers and ferrantes have decades of history.

Steve Bauer Its too funny when "grown men" type "LMFAO" like a middle school girl on AIM.

Chris Ferrante Loll. Boy scouts, mr ferrante a den mommy!!

Scott Lehmann Steve, honestly I must know....were you born a douche bag or did you have to train for it? And as for being a "grown man", you sure do know how to act like a little hs girl. as for the LMFAO...yes, Im laughing my fucking ass off at you. Throw out some more ghetto lingo while your at it....show me why your the poster child for "Wiggers"...nah mean hommie? dont get tight n try to bust a cap up in a muthafucka.

Emma M lol! bust a cap...haven't heard that in a hot minute.

Scott Lehmann yo, that shit be butters yo

Steve Bauer Yeah cause I'm a "wigger". Sure cause you know me right. Sure cause I threw in a "nah mean" to be funny, as if everything else I typed isn't spelled properly without stupid internet abbreviations like "smh" and "lmfao". I have two college degrees so piss off. And don't try to get keyboard tough with me little man cause I know who the fuck you are. You wanna talk shit, come see me any time. I'll fuckin stuff your little ass in a garbage can.

Scott Lehmann lol....aww...sensitive thugs need hugs. Wow, so look who has to prove himself like shes some type of scholar.... and yes, I said she because you seem to have sand in your vagina getting all cranky like your on your own "shark week". Keyboard tough?? I did parttake in no such thing. See, Im just guiding you through this act your putting on that just shows you to be a douchebag. Dont be mad at me, be mad at yourself. For a guy who supposedly has to college degrees, your intellect is moronic at best. Did you get them at K-Mart?? Oh and for your little "come see me" threat, keep showing why you have the intellect of a HS girl. Have a good day Sally or should I say, Sensitive Sally??

Emma M no cyber bullying guys come on! holy shit.

Scott Lehmann lol....What?? Em, Im not the one going through "shark week"....Steve suffers from CBS(Cranky Bitch Syndrome). Oh Steve, I do know who you are too....as for the "little man" comment, shows how dumb you can be. You must like to judge books by their covers hence the neanderthol like judgements you been spitting out.

Gary Nigro Lol.. Thanks for keeping me entertained on this cloudy day..lol.. Go giants!!

Steve Bauer this kid thinks i'm playing around. newsflash buddy, you butted your nose into something that had nothing to do with you. this was between me and emma. we had a disagreement (which has already been resolved) and then you had to step in as "...emma's brother" aka a cute little way of saying "emma will never bang me". talking shit with your quirky little insights and your "holier than thou" attitude like you're the better, more intelligent man and i'm some dumb caveman or something. you really think i'm not gonna say anything back?? and k-mart degrees? try montclair state university. right this very second, i am sitting in my office, in charge of MILLIONS of dollars worth of equipment and servicing people all over the globe. and i don't say little man because of your stature. i say little man because you are an ant and I am the foot that steps on ants. for all i know, you're a cool dude. but there's no way in hell i'm gonna let you or anyone else talk shit to me. seriously i'm getting sick of typing. just drop this, please. and as i said before, if you want to continue talking shit, come see me and talk shit to my face LIKE A MAN. if not, then we'll just leave it at that. end of story.

Steve Bauer oh and since gary brought football into the mix, i guess i'm gonna have to say, J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS! ALL DAY BABY! hahahhaa

Emma M you're servicing people...huh huh huh

Emma M fuck you all for bringing football into my status. as far as this fucking alpha male crap facebook post shit talking goes...both of you are better than it so cut it out. fuckers. fuck!

Scott Lehmann you must have strong hands from running your fingers alot. I call Em my sis cuz I love her and would stand up for her in a heart beat. FYI, Em and I could never be a couple cuz we would kill each other. News Flash....Guys and Gals can be "f...riends". Again, you show your ignorance. You are making yourself to look like a "dumb caveman" by your actions. You dont scare me and I dont waste my time on ppl such as yourself. You say the "man" thing is to confront you and a fight is what you want. But, in all reality, that just shows whos weak minded. Why do you gotta keep trying to prove yourself and preach bout your fisher price degrees and how you manage a lemonade stand?? Im not impressed at the least bit. So, if you want to keep showing how much of a fool you can be, feel free to do so. The only intellegent thing you have said in this post so far is, "J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!"....so, I guess there is some hope for you....

Emma M see...you fags are both jets fans. go drink beer and chest bump every time they actually get a touchdown or some shit.

Scott Lehmann kiss my ass Emma, Im dragging you to a game this year

Emma M no way. unless they play the raiders i am not going anywhere. lol

Scott Lehmann raiders blow

Steve Bauer haha bro i don't want a fight. if i never see the inside of a courtroom ever again that wont be long enough. i was merely offering an alternative to keyboard shit talking. people have a lot to say behind a screen, but things sure change a lot in real life when its time to pay the piper. but yeah bro. you got me. my walmart degree and lemonade stand. actually thats a lie. i'm not sitting in my office right now. i'm working the drive thru at mcdonalds and taking GED classes at night. hopefully one day i'll get it and then i can go to shift manager. then i'll be able to move out of my moms house hopefully by the time i'm 40. so you won man! you won the big moral victory on facebook! now everyone can see that you are the better person and you are more intelligent (notice i spelled intelligent correctly, unlike you). you have certainly showed me. i am humbled by your power oh wise one. bask in your glory great facebook warrior! this is a great day for the huddled masses that you protect with your shiny keyboard! the 0's and 1's in the binary code bend at your command!

Steve Bauer wait binary code? what do cavemen know about binary code????

Emma M STEVE STOP!

Steve Bauer Why? I am giving praise to the great one in the wake of my defeat! He has vanquished the evils from facebook and the masses will be praising his name for all of eternity! ALL HAIL!

Caitlín McGloin this may possibly be the craziest most insane rant and utter lunacy i have ever come across in my existence. . via fb of course. . and i must admit for the last 45-50 seconds it took me to scan thru "comments 50-75" i was mildly entertained, which actually freaks me out even more.

Caitlín McGloin and im sure i am going to regret saying anything when i look at facebook in 5 minutes and i have 2498720348230984209 notifications exclusively from this comment, on this status.

Scott Lehmann So I had spelled intelligent wrong, big deal. I was too focused on getting ready for the game then worry bout spell check.
Emma, dont waste your time asking him to stop. Douche bags will be douche bags.
Steve, i get your whole point bout ..."being behind a screen" theory...If I seen you, I'd be delighted to tell you that you are a douche bag. Being that this isnt HS anymore, I find it pointless to search out a confrontation with you. Words are merely words and only a simple minded fool, like yourself, would get upset by this and pull a tough guy act. Again this could be cause by you suffering from low self-esteem, low self confidence, or, as in most studies that have been proven bout over aggressive males, LDS which is known as "Little Dick Syndrome". Which would explain you aggressive behavior. A small package normally will make a man over aggressive and or sensitive. You show both of these character traits. Good for you on your goals with McDonnalds!!! I think after the drive through you'll have to work the fryers before you get to shift manager. You work at the one in clifton, right? I thought I've seen you there. And as for your GED plans, at least your trying to mak up for your past failures...

Michelle Wolf Ha! This is awesome...:) thnx... Scott, "sand in your vagina" hahahahaaa i've had that all week. not too fun, but worth it. Go to Lenora's Tues. and supprt Carla Buffa fillin' in for me.

Scott Lehmann No prob Wolf....when a clown makes a fool of himself, I'll expose him for what he really is. No more Lenora's for me until they stop being greedy and cheep on the buy backs. I got many other bars to drop a ton of money on and get respected back.

Steve Bauer hahahahaha this tool is still going with this? jesus christ. you think you have it all figured out right. fucking sigmund freud over here. once again the wise one strikes! this time weilding all his knowledge in psychology! haha you're such a loser. haha i talked shit to you because i'm an over-agressive male and i have a tiny dick and i have low self-esteem? i have no confidence?? HAHAHAHA! you clearly have no idea the kind of ego-maniac you are dealing with. i have all the self-esteem and confidence in the world. and for good reason. i don't talk shit for any other reason than the fact that i can back it up. and once again, to reiterate (thats fancy talk for "repeat"), you were the one who butted your little head into something that wasn't your business. jumping up to be emma's knight in shining facebook armor. you're such a hero! hooray for king facebook, defender of the girls who won't bang him! protector of the friend zone! all hail! haha your insults are mad corny. your only angle is this over-generalization of me, lumping me into categories that couldn't be further from the truth. as if some little piss ant like you means anything. you're fucking nobody. you're exactly one of the chumps i was making a joke about to emma. but keep going because all i'm doing is laughing at you. imagining you sitting in front of your computer in an elf outfit with your feet not touching the floor.

Randy Natoli so................how bout them mets! :)

Steve Bauer Hahaha randy. Fuck the mets.

Eric Liaci dude. the fucking raider game is on. why am i reading about steve bauer shitting on a midget?

Thursday, April 29, 2010

and the dickweed continues.

(read first post directly below)

so you'd figure this homo would just drop it. but no. here's the rest:

dickweed: @Stevie Nicks AKA the Situation: You just make yourself look dumber and dumber. Do your research next time. It's people like you that drag our educational system down and make the United States look like idiots throughout the world.

By the way, to answer your arguments sequentially:

1. My wife is blonde, hot, and someone you'll never be able to get....


2. I live in New Jersey and know exactly where Lodi is.

3. I don't work for a Corporation. I built my success through hard work and determination.

Care to take another crack at it Stevie Nicks?

Or are we done?



me: i don't even know what the situation means. but whatever, you are obviously disconnected from planet earth anyway with your weak attempts to insult me. i don't give two fucks what the world thinks of us. i have two degrees and they are useless. i built my empire without them. the educational system in this country is a sham. and i'm GLAD you know where lodi is. i really hope you intended that in some kind of threatening manor because you can come see me anytime you want you FUCKING FAGGOT. you're really playing with the wrong dude. i don't have anymore time for this argument. go get ass cancer and fuck off.


dickweed: Cursing in a status update? Nice cop out. Obviously you are running out of things to say by wishing me "ass cancer" and calling me a "fucking faggot." And playing with the wrong dude? Man... I see a bit of gayness coming out in what you are saying and I really don't care about your so-called 'empire.'

Furthermore I don't threaten anyone. I ... See Morestate facts. You said I live in Virginia, and I told you different including where Lodi is. And I believe that you are threatened by me, which shows that I hit a nerve with you.

Out of respect for Kelley and over the fact that the original intent of my comment was a joke, I will once again Mr. Stevie Nicks opt out of this whole thing and I hope you have enough sense to walk away too. Hope your misery of a life turns into something positive there buddy... You should probably lay off the booze and weed. That'll be a great first step in your road to recovery.

Have a nice life.


me: threatened? hardly. i started cursing because i love to curse actually. and i'm trying to watch the yankees game and you won't fucking stop with this retarded argument. if you remember correctly marty mcfly, YOU started this argument by telling kelley she wouldnt fit in in jersey. like you know JACK SHIT about jersey just because you live here. you ain't from here. you live here and you will never get it. i've known kelley for almost 20 years and she would fit in here just fine. but you had to put your two cents in for god knows what reason and try to insult me with the WORST comebacks and bad jokes of all time. you are a SOCIAL RETARD my friend. kelley please erase this post because these notifications from your jerkoff poindexter friend are really getting on my nerves and i will not give him the last word.

(he stopped after this)

then one of her friends chimed in: kelley is my hot awesome friend and rocks, she drives the jersey guys wild when she visits me! she fits in anywhere. love u kelley!!! =) luv, a true jersey girl =)

what an entertaining way to spend my day. thanks georgie poo!

facebook argument with some random dickweed.

so last night i left a comment on my friend Kelley's status. it said "will be hood forever". i've known her for almost 20 years. she wasn't being serious so i jokingly left this as a comment because she lives in virginia:

come to jersey. you'll fit right in.

then some douchebag named george on her page leaves this comment:

No she wont...

at the time i read this, i was drunk in the bar on my blackberry, so i responded:

Kelley will fit in anywhere I say she fits in georgie boy

i go about my night, get smashed and pass out. i wake up to this comment:

@Steve: Who made you the authority on all things? The MTV Jersey Shore crowd? Or the DJais crowd? Either way, my original statement stands. Thank you for playing.

haha seriously? jersey shore? DJais? so then kelley writes:

George. Honestly. I really wouldn't go there

then i put my two sense in and here's how the rest of it went down:

dickweed: Eh. Fine kelley. Out of respect for you, I will drop this and not wipe thr floor with your friend stevie nicks from jersey shore. :-)

me: I'll admit I was a little drunk and I thought georgie boy was funny. But wow looks like I struck a nerve. Aww did the girls in school call you georgie boy when they gave you wedgies and broke your protractor? And what's with the bad over exaggerated jersey stereotype? Really? That's the best you can come up with? I'm so far from a guido its ridiculous. Actually quite the opposite - doing design and promotion for the likes of skateboard companies, death metal bands and hip hop acts. Oh and one more thing pal - you can't "wipe the floor" with someone on the internet. Just so ya know.

dickweed: @Stevie Nicks: Facebook and Drinks are always a bad mix...Especially with the nature of your responses.

Good that you are in Marketing...I am as well... At the end though, you are nothing more then some status update fun for me... So please continue to dance Mr. Situation... Nothing will effect me and you're providing plenty of Jersey Shore amusement here... Maybe you'll win the Pulitzer Prize for stupidest status update response. You definitely got my vote
.


me: Yay I won the award for stupidest status update response!! Wow. You really told me. Judging by your photo, your fleetwood mac reference and your obvious affinity for terrible MTV shows, I'm going to assume you are single and in your mid to late 40s. If I felt like having a pointless argument with a dinosaur I'd pop jurassic park in my VCR and scream at my non-HD tv. Maybe you should get off facebook and go on eharmony or something. You're sounding a little too uptight over there buddy. I think you need some release

dickweed: Thank you... You just confirmed that my attempts at looking older to break through the business age barriers are working. Too bad you fell for it... You're way off... 32 years old, married, well known and respected in my career. Feel free to Google me if you have any doubts.

Have a nice life


me: thats awesome bro! i just googled you and it came right up. you made it man! your name comes up on google and you're a dime-a-dozen corporate sheep. generic cookie cutter types like you make me sick. oh and congrats on getting married. i didn't know they legalized gay marriage in virginia. cheers!


dickweed:

(this guy is the same age as me! he looks like someone my dad would hang out with.)

Sunday, March 28, 2010

private facebook messages from an ex-girlfriend.

found these gems in my inbox from last year. this was after i got erased for (supposedly) leaving drunken comments that i don't remember.

X: seriously, i love you and your big fat rod, but please tell me why you can't ever write anything nice on my page? do you always have to talk shit to me? yeah, i know you say "i talk a lot of shit because (you) know alot of shit" but really, i shouldn't have to worry about loggin onto facebook and seeing a comment from you about how i am a hoe bag and i pussy fart.

maybe if you send me a picture of your hard dick and promise to leave my page alone, i'd feel better about your electronic friendship.

you know i love you dearly but you also know that i am very aware of what you are capable of. i am afraid to be 'friends' with you on any internet site because you think nothing of posting totally inappropriate shit about me. for example: around 2005 you posted a picture of me in my underwear (which had 'i deserve it' written on the back) with a correlating caption that read "RIGHT IN THE ASS". I then made the mistake in 2009 of being 'friends' with you on facebook and you kept posted messages about how i needed dick and wasn't getting any. come on steve...why the hell would i set myself up for your internet assaults again? i'm sure there are plenty of other women that would be just as fun to harass.

S: Blow me faggot.

X: thank you for proving my point.

S: The only points you have are the horns on your head.
 

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