this poor kid.

Yet again, some poor, helpless 17-year old boy was coerced into having sex with his fairly attractive mid-30s teacher. I'm sure he was resisting with all his might as she pinned him down and forced him to get an erection and put it in her. Seriously, people need to give this a rest.

This kid is no victim. At 17, you want to stick your dick into everything (which doesn't change much at my age, but that's besides the point). Not for nothing, but this kid is going to be the man for the rest of his life because he'll always be known as the kid who banged his 35-year old teacher in high school.

First of all, every bitch in his school probably wants to see what the hype is about now, so this incident will undoubtedly lead to a plethora of nice young vagina for this douchebag. Second of all, this is bullshit, because if a 35-year old male teacher banged a 17-year old female student, he would be absolutely crucified. This cougar is just gonna get a little slap on the wrist and be on her way.

The best part about this whole thing is the teacher's name. Lisa Glide. Yes. GLIDE. Lisa fucking Glide. It doesn't get much better than that. Hey Jimmy, what's your most memorable moment from high school.. Umm lemme see.. banging Miss Glide? wtf.



MISS (ASTRO) GLIDE.