nasty.

this weekend is memorial day weekend. yet another amateur holiday. a lot of people will be camping. a lot of people will be having bbqs. a lot of people will be down the shore. maybe the bubonic plague will be released in seaside and belmar and wipe out a substantial portion of new jersey's guido population. we can only hope. anyways, i have to work on sunday, so i really can't go away. it's all good though.

this weekend i will be dog-sitting. rather, wolf-sitting. i am one of a select group of people who can come near this beast. if you aren't familiar, i will be living with this animal for the next few days:




holler at me if you wanna meet him. he's a sweetheart. and he's the size of a small pony.

not quite sure what tomorrow will hold, but saturday come down to jannson's rootin' tootin' recession bbq. bring your own booze, food, plates, napkins, silverware, table and chairs. festivities start at 6pm. after that, big show at halligan's in west orange featuring the likes of shape, tmfse and pistol pete to name a few. that should be nuts.

on a side note, i hope that bubonic plague for the guidos also wipes out these wastes of flesh, who are equally as horrible:






















but i doubt we would get that lucky. what ever happened to masculinity? these fucking kids make me sick.

but i digress. anyway, i stumbled onto these cool illustrations today. they were done by some dude named yasushi torisawa. modern renditions of godzilla villains. pretty dope.










you can check out a few more here.

i found these gems at a funny website called whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com:








looks like we have a lot to look forward to.

things are shaping up nicely in the division east warehouse:


and peep out the boner bolts sticker in paris:


some protesters at the g20 summit last month in england:


a list to live your life by:

note the very last item.

and lastly just a few goodies i found along the way in my online travels this week:















i plan on taking a lot of ridiculous pictures this weekend. well, if i don't get too wasted. we shall see. if you're not going away hit me up and let's get stupid.

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