found these gems in my inbox from last year. this was after i got erased for (supposedly) leaving drunken comments that i don't remember.
X: seriously, i love you and your big fat rod, but please tell me why you can't ever write anything nice on my page? do you always have to talk shit to me? yeah, i know you say "i talk a lot of shit because (you) know alot of shit" but really, i shouldn't have to worry about loggin onto facebook and seeing a comment from you about how i am a hoe bag and i pussy fart.
maybe if you send me a picture of your hard dick and promise to leave my page alone, i'd feel better about your electronic friendship.
you know i love you dearly but you also know that i am very aware of what you are capable of. i am afraid to be 'friends' with you on any internet site because you think nothing of posting totally inappropriate shit about me. for example: around 2005 you posted a picture of me in my underwear (which had 'i deserve it' written on the back) with a correlating caption that read "RIGHT IN THE ASS". I then made the mistake in 2009 of being 'friends' with you on facebook and you kept posted messages about how i needed dick and wasn't getting any. come on steve...why the hell would i set myself up for your internet assaults again? i'm sure there are plenty of other women that would be just as fun to harass.
S: Blow me faggot.
X: thank you for proving my point.
S: The only points you have are the horns on your head.
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