I. fuck chase bank. they suck and i'm switching banks soon.
II. sublime is so gay.
III. relationships should be seasonal. oct-march = relationship time. apr-sept = playtime.
IV. i've come to the following revelation concerning women in my life. there are three types:
1. girls that i treat like gold who fuck me over.
2. girls that i treat like shit who fuck my brains out.
3. girls that i love who want to be my best friend while they bang scumbags and complain to me about it.
umm yeah i'll have a number 2 please. with fries. k thanks.
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